geniusalias:

 

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kiss-kiss-fall-over:

More like Let’s pretend this fabric doesn’t exist

kiss-kiss-fall-over:

More like Let’s pretend this fabric doesn’t exist

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I had a dream last night my dad (who is a chef) had a print ad with Triscuit. Told my mom. She continued to prove she has the greatest sense of humor.

I had a dream last night my dad (who is a chef) had a print ad with Triscuit. Told my mom. She continued to prove she has the greatest sense of humor.

frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe:

cloudcuckoolander527:

thecutestofthecute:

So I lost like 10 followers for posting pictures of rottweilers

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Puppy party without you guys

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LATER HATERS

WHO THE FUCK IS HATING ON ROTTWEILERS?!? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE YOU NEED TO GOLDEN-RETRIEVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMANITY!!!

GOLDEN-RETRIEVE YOUR SENCE OF HUMANITY

My family fostered a Rottie mix named Ava for a while until we found her a forever home. She is such a clown. She sits with her legs splayed and is always smiling. And she has an obsession with stealing peanut butter:

Such a great breed.

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joachimmurat:

I still find it the funniest thing that the French nobles were scandalized when Louis XVI *didn’t* take an official mistress or sleep around, as French kings were expected to in the 17th and 18th centuries.

He’s just like “but I love my wife” meanwhile the court at Versailles is all “what the fuck is this monogamy bullshit”.

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